Valentine's Day has come once more
Exactly as it came before.
People talk of love and junk;
Their perky moods make mine a funk.
Happy people all act like fools--
I dream their deaths by power tools.
This day is absolutely no fun
Unless of cards you get a ton.
Candy hearts, chocolates, flower too,
Now do you see why I'm so blue?
Saint Valentine died to get this day,
So why the hell do we celebrate this way?
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